Found Animals

 

1.

I found a freckled octopus
in my closet
He was dehydrated
So I gave him water

Let him eat
one of my fingers
I picked a bad one

He said
it tasted like
a shoe
 


2.

I found a yellow dog
in the swimming pool

she said
where are your lips
I mumbled
I don't know
I made it look
like I didn't have lips

My teeth talked at her
 


3.

I found a moon elk
in the spare bedroom
You're not as Norwegian
as you sound
I said

hairy forest
he said
blacking out
he said
an array of ear muffs
ice
to keep you warm

snow
to melt into
he said

the shape of
a fat leg


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Kevin Sampsell is a writer, publisher, collage artist, and bookseller living in Oregon. His poem, Elbow #6, appeared in inter|rupture #15.